Say WHAT???

The following two lines are from a local ad for an online job-hunting site, complete with pointless and purposeless interjections...
#1...
Man, sounding business-minded: "You've probably heard the ads for nepajobfinder.com..."
Someone sounding like Joan Rivers: "Are your legs hairy? Lemme see. Oh, huh-huh-huh-huh! Perfect!"

WHAT???
#2...
Man, sounding business-minded: "You've probably heard the ads for nepajobfinder.com..."
Russian-accented brute: "Let me show you how squeeze the feesh." **squishing sound**

WHAT???