And when do you PLAN on growing up?

In today's installment under the "Too much information" category, we wander onto the pages of the "Weekender," Northeast PA's entertainment weekly.
A regular feature is a "We asked, you answered" pool question. This week's query: "When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?"
Most answers were "normal," or at least understandable that a child would think this way...
"An astronaut."
"A rock star."
"The United States Emperor." (I liked that one!)
"A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle..."
And then, Ms. Andee Scarantino threw in her wonderful idea: "I wanted to be a man because I was growing tired of sitting down to pee."

Great to know you always set your standards high, Andee!