Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Taking pride in one's non-accomplishments

The following exchange took place between a young proprietor (tattoo parlor) and a youth on a beat-up bicycle outside a local convenient store in Northeastern PA this afternoon.
PROP: "Hey, Jimmy, why aren't you in school today?"
JIMMY: "'Cuz I dropped out last year, loser!"

Oh, I see. The shop owner is a loser because he's got a successful career and some cash in his pocket. That makes sense. Yeeeeeeaaaahhhhhhh....

1 comment:

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

I don't think I'd be insulting a tatoo parlor guy. They usually are big and scarry looking. Even if I were on a bike.