Wednesday, September 20, 2006

More stupid human tricks

Today, my buddy Pat and I were tag-teaming on soda deliveries. We happened to stop at the convenience store just 1/2 mile from my house. A group of teens, who I've seen hanging around before, were "collaborating" (aka loitering) in front of the store, discussing a myriad of topics. Suddenly, one voice rose above the din and vibrantly declared, "I like to open doors with my head."
Where in the name of Alfred E. Newman did that come from?
I'm sure that contribution to the world will open doors for you someday!!!

Pat told me that next time I see those kids around, I should ask, "Who here is good at opening doors with his head?" and see if I get a response...

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