Thursday, December 21, 2006

Have yourself a dysfunctional Christmas

Another edition of "We Asked, You Answered" from the Weekender, Northeast PA's arts and entertainment weekly, is sure to set us all in the holiday mood.
This week's question: "What Christmas character would you like to be?" Some answers were Snow Miser, Mrs. Claus and Buddy the Elf. Along comes Ryan Farrel to paint a much-too-graphic picture of his own twisted life!
"Hermie (from Rudolph) because he wanted to be a dentist and my mom's a dentist."

Um, so you're saying you want to be your mom??? (Pat, stop laughing!)

"Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is an Oedipus complex!"

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