Saturday, October 14, 2006

Forcing your pardon, ma'am

Wal-mart can be such a mixed blessing...
Today, while doing our weekly shopping, my wife and I were in the electronics department, dropping off a roll of film to be developed. As my wife filled out the film envelope, a man with a cart rammed into the back of her legs. She paused, and then went back to work on envelope when the brute jabbed her again. This time, she looked up to basically tell the jerk to knock it off, and when she did, she was met with a surprised look and a sharp, "Would you please excuse me?"
A bit late, don't you think, bud?

To quote an old childhood line, "There's no excuse for you."


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