Thanks to sublime from "The Big Question" (See the link on the right side of this page) for the inspiration...
Sublime asked, "What do you think is the strangest or most useless invention?" Instantly, a holiday season advert popped into my head...
"Ch-ch-ch-Chia! The pottery that grows! Makes a great gift!"
...NOT!
Have you ever been given a Chia head/pet? Do you recall what went through your mind?
#1: "What in the name of Blue Blockers am I supposed to do with this thing??"
#2: "What the heck? Why, that cheap little S.O.B!"
#3: "Oh, yeah. That reminds me. I have to take out the garbage tomorrow."
The ad should really say, "The gift to give when you want to let someone know you totally hate their guts!"
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