Friday, October 27, 2006

Wow. Tough crowd!

A local eatery (if you can call it that, because this place should be shut down by the health department! ...But I digress...) called "The Chicken Coop" features local bands and other assorted talent on selected nights, with one of those big letter-boards outside announcing their upcoming schedule. Seems like the Coop wasn't satisfied with just being a venue, so they took up critiquing as well. ...I guess... The sign this past week read as follows:
THURS: "X-Country"
FRI: "Shoot the Moon" DUD

Ouch!!!

Nothing like back-stabbing those who bring people through your doors,eh? After all, if the customers have any sense of taste, they're definitely not there for the food! Methinks the members of Shoot the Moon might soon be looking for another gig to jam at.

INTERJECTION, dated 10/29: I learned from Shoot the Moon's website that every week they have a DUO at the Coop. (With whom, though?) So evidently, the Coop ran out of O's and figured the D looked close enough... The sign DEFINITELY reads "DUD!"

Stay tuned, folks! It's almost time for the re-emergence of the STUPIES, awarded for the most arrogant statement (Ignernt foo), worst gaffe by a public figure (Cloud of Idiot Gas), and general "Incredulous Choice" phrase from the past 100 postings on PSST.

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