My old bud, Pat, amongst his many strange travels, encountered the following sign posted on the bathroom door at a convenience store:
"Lock doesn't work. Ask store manager for key."
And the key does...what?
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Translation: "No More Brain Farts!" --Where Common Sense meets a black hole. Founded by P.A.T.S., (People Advocating the Termination of Stupidity) presenters of the pseudo-regular "STUPIES" awards.
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- A.D.D.???
- And the STUPIE goes to...
- Could I please see that in writing?
- Mixed metaphors
- Bart cain't count, neither
- Bart's got his beer goggles on
- Crime doesn't pay
- A little privacy, please! Thanks???
- An appointment nowhere
- Hasn't grabbed the concept
- "Dumb and Richer"
- No dying zone
- Pledge drive gaffe #2
- "Entitled to his entitlements"
- Extremely awkward segue
- ANNOUNCING THE FIRST "STUPIE" AWARD!
- Spell check
- Requesting too much information!
- Thanks for nothing
- A little late for that
- Did I really say that?
- Oh, is THAT all?
- Another stupid question
- Truth in advertising
- Welcome, needy people!
- Oh, what a tangled web we read!
- More WNEP follies!
- The dark side of the moon
- Viking pillaging
- It's my hymn and I'll cry if I want to...
- Stupid Question streak
- Fungal yams
- There IS such a thing as a stupid question!
- Illogical politics
- The Granddaddy of Conspiracy Theories!
- Blitzkrieg evangelism
- More political ineptness
- Redundant Repetition
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