Today my 20-month-old gashed his head open (He's OK now.) At the ER, my wife encountered the doctor on duty, whom I have had the "pleasure" to be treated by. This dude is fascinated in prostrates, rectums, bowels, etc... But I digress.
My wife was very concerned about scarring as the hospital staff worked to patch up a nasty gash on my son's forehead. Not to worry, pipes up Dr. Anal!
"The face is very forgiving. You could poop on the face and it wouldn't matter. Really! You could!"
Not the most reassuring thing a parent could hear about their wounded child.
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