Disclaimer: pardon the pun.
From the AP comes yet another tale of dastardly deeds, morose mishaps and absurd awkwardness!
Police accidentally hit a naked man in the genitals with a Taser after he was caught breaking windows and asking women to touch him... (He) tried to run away when sheriff's deputies approached so one of them shot their Taser...
Said (Lee County) Cpl. Matt Chitwood, "The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim."
Moral of the story: if you're ever caught running around naked by police, HOLD STILL!
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