Monday, November 21, 2005

Life ain't nuttin' but a funny funny riddle!

I was forced to endure the torment of country music at work today on the radio. For whatever reason, the DJ decided to take an impromptu call from a listener. Bad call.
DJ: Thanks for calling "JR." Who's this?
CALLER: Hey, this is Jake. I got a riddle for ya.
DJ: (hesitantly) O --- kay, go ahead...
C: Ok, "I've got no brothers or sisters. I'm my father's son." Who is he talking about?
DJ: (great annoyance in voice) I have no idea.
C: Himself. He's looking in the mirror.
DJ: (quickly) Here's Toby Keith on "JR."

Obviously, wit is NOT the area of excellence for this caller!

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