I guess some people aren't hard to please, and they don't believe in driving a hard bargain. A recent ad placed in our local classifieds proves that either this man was desperate to sell off his old car, or just eager to get a bunch of stuff!
'97 OLDSMOBILE 88, clean, runs exc., auto, AC. $2500, or will trade for guns, Rolex or riding tractor.
Now hold on just a minute, Cletus. Don't you think that maybe a couple of guns or a Rolex probably is worth a lot less than $2500? "Uh, yes officer, this is my John Deere! ...What do you mean, 'It's not street legal?' ...Well, yeah, that is a Remington rifle strapped on the back. ...But sir, I'm just taking my new wheels out on a hunting trip!"
"Redneck Motors. Make us an offer. Any offer."
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