Our local weekly tabloid, "The Electric City," has a regular feature called "We Asked... You Answered in which the natives are polled about the most ridiculous things. This week's question: "What are the best and worst things you found in your Easter basket?" Enter our wack-o extraordinaire, Cale Orcult!
"The best: A couple of years ago I got a chocolate and vanilla cross. Jesus was white. I bit the head off it."
Say WHAT? Ah, yes, the old Anglo-Saxon Jesus rears his vanilla head once again, and is subsequently decapitated by Cale's teeth...
Continuing: "The worst (was when) the Easter Bunny left me some Easter pellets in my basket."
Dude, you've got some seriously twisted "friends." Raisinettes, anyone???
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2 comments:
Ha Ha ...
soooooooooo NOT
funny!#@$@^!
!!!!that was the day Jesus died!!!!
Ummmm... A little nit: Jesus died on Good Friday, not Easter. Oh, yeah, except choco-Jesus.
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