Learning from others' mistakes

As a public service, I, Mr. Incredulous, would like to address a potentially serious problem that you can avoid by NOT following the sad but true example of an acquaintance of mine...
A few years ago, "Doug" was making home-made salsa. He used to grow the chili peppers and tomatoes in his own garden, and upon harvesting them, he'd finely chop them all up, can them, and save some, while giving jars of his creation to many of his friends. One day, Doug was chopping away at some chilis, when suddenly he felt nature's call. That's right, dear friends, his bladder had reached the point of no return. Without a second thought, Doug went into the bathroom. Moments later, he emerged, wincing and bending in excruciating pain. His wife asked, "What's the matter?"
Between gasps of breath, Doug replies, "...Forgot to wash my hands!!!"
DON'T let salsa come between your hands and... er, you!