A local hard-rock band named Cyphilis-- yes, that's right-- has (finally) come under a lot of flack from family advocacy groups for indirectly promoting rampant sexual activity, resulting in grotesque illnesses. Now, I'm not sure why this band got singled out when you have groups out there with names like Disturbed, Slayer, Napalm Death, etc., but nonetheless... Soooo, in order to appeal to their distorted fans as well as the extreme right, they put out a quarter-page ad in the local weekly tabloid...
"Cyphilis... Soon to be renamed Spit Can."
Ah, yes, an unsanitary vessel used with the unhealthy and disgusting habit of chewing tobacco is such a gigantic improvement!!!
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