Friday, December 23, 2005

Bombed in Beantown

Some people take sports WAY too seriously...

An acquaintance of mine who is a huge Boston Red Sox fan recently posted on his blog, upset about one of the Sox's star players signing a contract with the archrival NY Yankees. I'm not sure if he was so angry that his ability to communicate properly was blurred, or if he had downed a few Long Island iced teas too many. Anyhoo, I shall type his post EXACTLY as he typed it.

DAMON DUMPS SOX FOR YANKS

Another fails to do off-season movement by the red sox...
As for Johnny Damon the $52 1000000 contract of Yanks which cannot maintain Damon which signs exactly in 4.

I the sickness on this am literal. As for our front offices there are shambles. We are talent peddling where we are best. That has done the fact that already they are 86 years completely. If us good fortune, it is that.

Who wrote this, Yoda???

It's great to know that the author of this piece of genius is an IT analyzer for a major American corporation. Makes you take pride in American products and services, does not it!

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