As some of you may know, Regis Philbin, aka "America's Most Annoying Male Personality" is hosting the Fox Network's NYE celebration. Have you seen the promo? First of all, Reeg comes on in that frantic, shrill, hyper "HI!!!!!!! I'm Regis Philbin!!!!"
(Sarcastically) Oh, goody.
I'm glad you cleared that up buddy, because I was waiting for the Oreck infomercial....
Reeg goes on to talk about all the happenings of the show, including a humongous list of musical acts and other show-biz entertainers, and then concludes in that same monotone, spastic tone:
"HEY! HOW LONG IS THIS SHOW ANYWAY???"
A) ...Great way to promote interest in your show, Philbin! What, are you in a hurry to get into your dressing room at the end of the show to be alone with that jug of Dom Perignon?
B) Didn't the show producers tell you how long the show was? I can see it now. "...Yeah, when the show ends, keep the cameras rolling. We'll see how long we can feed his ego! I've got a sawbuck on 5:30 AM!"
Happy 2006, everybody!
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