As my wife completed her Christmas shopping for the kids yesterday, she passed a group of teens in one aisle near electronics. Other than the fact that they were amazingly under-dressed for this time of year (it was about 25*F (-4*C)), the slobby youths were looking bewildered and lost. The one scabby boy said to his group of friends, "Hey... I thought you said there's trees in this store. I don't see any!"
...In electronics...
One of her female compadres disgustingly turned to the first and snorted, "They're outside!"
Scabby looked only partially enlightened. "Oh... Well..., what're they doing out there?"
...Mind you, as you drive into the parking lot, you pass the trees in the home & garden department...
Apparently, a tree just wasn't that important. "Well, I don't wanna go out there. I don't have a coat!"
What, did you teleport yourself from the car?
If a brainless stoner falls in the middle of a big store, and nobody is around to hear it, does he make a sound?
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and does he know he's there?
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