Friday, August 04, 2006

2nd today: It's a miracle!

Apparently, before I started working at my current job as a delivery driver, there was another employee there named Jayson. From what I've been told, Jayson's work ethic was none too high, and he often created excuses to call off sick. His best one was, "I can't come in to work today. My liver's shut down."

You mean, you're dead???

Funnier yet was the fact that he showed up for work the next day. Shortly thereafter, he never showed up again...

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