Friday, August 11, 2006

2nd today: "You Say It's My Birthday!"

PSST is one year old today, with a bright, long future! Thanks go out to the thousands (I can say that now) of readers. To celebrate this momentous occasion, I tell the tale of an actual business sign my friend Pat saw near Honesdale, PA... (An alternate title for this post could be "How to get PETA's attention.")
A local man touts his skills with animals, noting he is both a veterinarian and a taxidermist. This is bad enough, but what's worse is his slogan... "Either way, you'll get your pet back!"

Thank God he didn't choose, "'Snookums' snipped or stuffed while you wait!"

2 comments:

Perpetual Chocoholic said...

Congrats!

Kris said...

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE....Congrats!

K.