Tuesday, August 29, 2006

What gives Bob Barker the creeps

Our family had briefly looked into getting a cat. Being that we reside in public housing, we needed to check with our housing manager first, and find out the appropriate steps we would have to take before bringing a feline home. "Doris" told us what forms we'd have to fill out, how much the pet deposit would be, and so on. Then she added, "Of course, the cat has to be up-to-date on all shots, and must be spayed and/or neutered."

"...AND/or? AND/or???

What sort of freaks of nature do you see chasing mice around here, girl? (Great! All sorts of genitilia flying around here!) Did you import your cat from Chernobyl?

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