Another couple of posters touting wonderful sticks made of paper and leaves caught my eye today...
"KOOL. Bold. Smooth. Fresh."
Excuse me, have you ever been trapped in a car with a smoker puffing away on your blessed creation with a few dozen stale butts smoldering in the ash tray, Mr. Marketing Mastermind? ...Oh, yeah, I forgot: you probably dwell within a perpetual cloud of blue haze. (Makes me think of Charles Nelson Reilly from "Match Game!") I don't think "Fresh" is the appropriate adjective here, Cowboy!
Then there was the other one I noticed:
WINSTON: Additive Free.
Well, thank the Lord for that, because heaven knows, I don't want to be putting any crap in my body!
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Can "Fresh" also describe the taste of the lung they're hacking up? Or would that fall under the "Smooth" category?
Yummy!
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