The media's pet, Brittney "Oops, I had a brain fart again" Spears, has offered some very not-so-profound insights into her pregnancy, motherhood and "getting her body back" in a recent People magazine interview. (In other words, Spears' comments will NOT be appearing on PSPTT!) Here's a few excerpts...
At eight months pregnant --she says she's due "in a month"-- the 24-year-old singer is about to become a mom for the second time "in one year. And no, this pregnancy wasn't planned. "It just kind of happened," says Spears, who insists she and husband Kevin Federline, 28, don't know the baby's gender. ( Ah, yes, the Sperminator strikes again!!! "Just kind of happened?" You mean, like the other countless kiddies Kevin's contributed to the world?) Either way, she says with a laugh, "I'm going to wait a while for the next [one]!" (Why's that, Kevin getting a vasectomy?)
With her upbeat outlook-- childbirth "will be a piece of cake," she says cheerfully of her scheduled C-section, the same as her first-- this is a more relaxed, less visibly stressed Brittney than the one who broke down in tears during a June interview with Matt Lauer. Of the media scrutiny following that appearance, she says, "They've said some hurtful things, but you just try to ignore it and keep moving on."
(That's right, keep moving on by ignoring parenting skills and continually placing your career ahead of your family, dragging around your tired tikes like a wooden duck on a pull-string!) Now in the home stretch, she is relying on support from her husband (Pshaw! Good luck with that!)("He's awesome. He rubs my feet. I'm like, 'Rub my damn feet, they hurt!'")
I'm sorry, I know I should be slow to criticize, but obviously-- why oh why oh WHY do these Hollywood types think that raising children is a game?
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