In the "Anything for a buck/Marketing of Jesus" category... Evidently, some people will go to great lengths to sell their wacked-out products or ideas. Here's a strange but true ad that came in the mail this week:
MIRACLE II SOAP:
God's Simple Solution for a Healthier Body!
MANY HAVE REPORTED IT'S GREAT FOR:
*Hair loss
*Dandruff
*Skin Cancer
*Psoriasis
*Rashes and much more!
(Also,) MIRACLE II NEUTRALIZER.
*Balances pH's
*Increases Energy
*Relieves Constipation, Sinusitis, Asthma, etc.
SPECIAL: $12.00 each! +shipping.
Miracleway Products
God's simple solution, huh? Excuse me, Mr. P.T. Barnum! Biblical scholar here. Still have yet to find out when God bottled this amazing product. Upon completion of a bit of research, the word "soap" is only mentioned twice in the entire Bible. Reading it in the original language, well, imagine that! Soap is really alkali, a vegetable! Turns out your corner of the market is accessible to everyone!
Further proof that the new, improved squeaky-clean Jesus is an environmentalist!
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