(Music starts: the theme to the "Bugs Bunny Show" plays in the background behind thunderous applause...) ...And oh, what heights we'll hit / On with the show, this is it!!!
The STUPIES are back and they're better than ever! We're so glad to have you with us as we... er, celebrate... Certain people who have utilized their ridiculous... talent... of making us all thankful and appreciative that we are not as dumb as you!
The Ignernt Foo' STUPIE is awarded to the individual who displays the most appalling and irritating form of stupidity. This year, our winner has exemplified the greatest amount of "cranial rectosis" of anyone these past few months... With the following weblinks to prove his/her merit, you can definitely agree that this individual is most worthy to hold this wooden pedestal capped with fake doggie vomit high. The Ignernt Foo' STUPIE goes to.... "Anonymous!"
http://twasthen1.blogspot.com/2006/04/2nd-today-bizarre-bunny-makes-easter.html
http://twasthen1.blogspot.com/2006/04/confucius-say-duh.html
http://twasthen1.blogspot.com/2006/06/wow-justice-really-is-blind.html
The comments following each of these stories posted on "PSST" truly capture the pure ignorance of this rabble-rouser, making him an easy target-- I mean, choice as the recipient of this award...
The Cloud of Idiot Gas STUPIE is named to honor "Sierra," creator of the former blog with the same name. We very much miss his contributions to the Blogger community, and hope that someday in the future, he will find the time to make a much-desired return to the web-waves. This award "honors" the public figure who issues the most insane and incompetent statement or question in the presence of thousands of people. (Our first STUPIE winner, WNEP-16 weatherman Tom Clark, would fit into this category.) The Cloud of Idiot Gas STUPIE goes to... WNEP counterpart, reporter Bob Reynolds!
http://twasthen1.blogspot.com/2006/03/numbskull-newsmen-at-work.html
With his poor attempt to ask a rhetorical query, Bob shows how NOT to do investigative reporting!...
Lastly, the Incredulous Choice STUPIE is granted to the person who draws the most ire from me, Mr. Incredulous, for any type of expression of stupidity. The Incredulous Choice STUPIE is given to... Mr. I's former supervisor, Jan!
http://twasthen1.blogspot.com/2006/02/supplemental-to-anti-leadership.html
http://twasthen1.blogspot.com/2006/02/not-easily-confused-eh.html
http://twasthen1.blogspot.com/2006/03/non-listening-skills.html
http://twasthen1.blogspot.com/2006/03/2nd-today-follow-up-to-non-listening.html
http://twasthen1.blogspot.com/2006/03/fresh-brewed-stupidity-first-thing-in.html
Jan consistently showed poor leadership abilities and lack of proper analysis, driving me insane while I worked my butt off at the local uniform distibution center. Nothing takes the joy out of a job more than a terrible leader, as I can personally attest. For that reason, Jan was the obvious "man for the job" of receiving this STUPIE.
That concludes our show! Thanks for joining us for... the STUPIES! Come back and join us again in another 100 posts!!! I'm Mr. Incredulous, saying, "Tee-tee, ta-ta, and toodles!"
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Congrats to all the "winners", especially to my favorite... Anonymous!! Hope he (or she) keeps making stupid comments on your site, just to keep things interesting. If not, I could probably step into the role, but it wouldn't be nearly as much fun when I'm being stupid on purpose.
Great stuff, as always! Kudos to Jan. She deserves it. Hee-Hee
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